Q: How do I know if my man is out there cheating on me?
A: Smell his dick bitch.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gC8GTmX2G5w

What would a nigga do?

Q: If your child shits in the wrong place?

A: Beat him into a coma, or death.

Q: If someone broke into your home?

A: It would probably be his homie. He would choke a bitch (that means you).